| Navjot singh sidhu | "We`ll take the cake with the red cherry on top." | "birthday quotes" |
| Lisa loeb | "When someone asks if you`d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?" | "birthday quotes" |
| Bob hope | "You know you`re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." | "birthday quotes" |
| Stevie nicks | "The day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar." | "birthday quotes" |
| Walter lord | "Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake." | "birthday quotes" |
| Bindi irwin | "If there`s one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy`s reserve." | "birthday quotes" |
| Jerry seinfeld | "You know you`re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It`s like, `See if you can blow this out.`" | "birthday quotes" |
| Lance burton | "We didn`t have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic." | "birthday quotes" |
| Brigham young | "Love the giver more than the gift." | "birthday quotes" |
| Samantha barks | "I`ve looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank." | "birthday quotes" |
| Johnny vegas | "I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I`m grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old`s birthday party, you couldn`t pay me enough." | "birthday quotes" |
| Chaz bono | "I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff." | "birthday quotes" |
| Rick springfield | "The first guitar I ever got was for my 13th birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| Victoria beckham | "I`m not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does." | "birthday quotes" |
| Amy poehler | "I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing `Happy Birthday` to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips." | "birthday quotes" |
| Mary schmich | "Like many women my age, I am 28 years old." | "birthday quotes" |
| Lewis carroll | "There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know." | "birthday quotes" |
| Chloe moretz | "My mom won`t let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it`s TK Maxx or a birthday occasion." | "birthday quotes" |
| Lawrence tierney | "Mattresses! Beautiful! Let`s go buy a couple of mattresses. Give `em to people for their birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| Jesse mccartney | "All I watch is the Food Network. I took a cheesemaking class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and friends to only get me kitchen stuff on my birthday. I`m into every kind of cookbook and anything by Anthony Bourdain. I`d love to own a restaurant if I could find the right chef." | "birthday quotes" |
| Rachael ray | "I tried to bake a cake for my mother`s birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days." | "birthday quotes" |
| Chris brown | "My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny`s Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing." | "birthday quotes" |
| George harrison | "All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." | "birthday quotes" |
| David horowitz | "If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.`s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it." | "birthday quotes" |
| Sloane crosley | "Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every social engagement, interview, reading, flight, doctor`s appointment, birthday and dry-cleaning reminder has been handwritten between metal loops." | "birthday quotes" |
| Golda meir | "Being seventy is not a sin." | "birthday quotes" |
| Annette funicello | "In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood`s Walk of Fame." | "birthday quotes" |
| Cheryl hines | "For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator." | "birthday quotes" |
| Lisa loeb | "With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off balloons and bounce them around after birthday parties." | "birthday quotes" |
| Blair underwood | "My son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of his friends that was at his birthday party and they loved it. I was a little nervous. I said they might not even like it, and say his daddy`s movie is wack, but they loved it." | "birthday quotes" |
| Stephen hopkins | "I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face." | "birthday quotes" |
| Diane von furstenberg | "I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children." | "birthday quotes" |
| Stevie nicks | "It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people." | "birthday quotes" |
| Brandy norwood | "All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I`m having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have." | "birthday quotes" |
| Goran ivanisevic | "At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can`t say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake." | "birthday quotes" |
| Steven wright | "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing `Happy Birthday.`" | "birthday quotes" |
| Aleksandar hemon | "I`ve been a Nick Cave fan since the early `80s when he was part of The Birthday Party thing singing Australian self-destructive rock band and I`ve always followed his work and loved it." | "birthday quotes" |
| Gene tierney | "I had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed." | "birthday quotes" |
| Kirstie alley | "I binge when I`m happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I`m at a birthday party." | "birthday quotes" |
| Gloria stuart | "I`m amazed. When I was 40, I thought I`d never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything." | "birthday quotes" |
| Loretta lynn | "My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him." | "birthday quotes" |
| Matthew macfadyen | "I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then it`s fine." | "birthday quotes" |
| Giada de laurentiis | "When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce." | "birthday quotes" |
| Anne lamott | "The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you`re only as well as you are." | "birthday quotes" |
| Rodney dangerfield | "With my wife I don`t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to `the best woman a man ever had.` The waiter joined me." | "birthday quotes" |
| Guy johnson | "My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her." | "birthday quotes" |
| Norman rockwell | "I`m not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays!" | "birthday quotes" |
| Marian mcpartland | "I`m trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won`t be out until next year. I don`t know." | "birthday quotes" |
| Vincent gallo | "My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. She`d put it in the shopping cart and we`d walk out. I was raised with that." | "birthday quotes" |
| Brittany snow | "I grew up doing all that stuff because I was obsessed with the `50s. I had sock hops for birthday parties. So I`ve always done The Twist and stuff. It was pretty natural and, with my parents doing it all the time, I`d just copy them. Not very pretty." | "birthday quotes" |
| Liv tyler | "I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You`re young enough to get away with things, but you`re old enough, too." | "birthday quotes" |
| Ella fitzgerald | "The only thing better than singing is more singing." | "birthday quotes" |
| Joe barton | "The American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we approach our nation`s birthday, and as our men and women in uniform rally behind it in Iraq`s battlefields." | "birthday quotes" |
| Demetri martin | "I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said `Happy Birthday` on it. I didn`t want to waste it so I just wrote `Jesus` on it." | "birthday quotes" |
| Sarah sutton | "I love photography. My boyfriend`s got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| Ruth warrick | "I do like to shock and surprise people. When it`s all in good fun, of course." | "birthday quotes" |
| Jon scieszka | "I was born full grown in the middle of a hurricane and an earthquake on 10 September 1954, 12.52 P.M. When I found out that I had missed lunch, I gave such a shout that the Earth stopped and spun backwards two days. That`s why I celebrate my birthday on 8 September." | "birthday quotes" |
| Uwe boll | "I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present." | "birthday quotes" |
| John heywood | "Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?" | "birthday quotes" |
| Cat deeley | "I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don`t know what it is, anybody`s only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives." | "birthday quotes" |
| Sloane crosley | "The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it`s the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a calendar square with some of Martha, I have to share it with all of Martha." | "birthday quotes" |
| Mindy kaling | "Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It`s the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don`t like at work where you stop everything to sing `Happy Birthday` to someone. I feel like that`s for children." | "birthday quotes" |
| Annie dillard | "It is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us from our creator, our very self-consciousness, is also the one thing that divides us from our fellow creatures. It was a bitter birthday present from evolution." | "birthday quotes" |
| Kevin smith | "I saw Richard Linklater`s film `Slacker` for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope." | "birthday quotes" |
| Karl jaspers | "Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life`s work." | "birthday quotes" |
| Dick gephardt | "I filed a brief as a friend of the court in the U. of Michigan to keep affirmative action at the U. of Michigan, which I attended the law school. And I was one of the original sponsors of making the Martin Luther King birthday a federal holiday." | "birthday quotes" |
| Jennifer lopez | "You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room." | "birthday quotes" |
| Walter cronkite | "I want to say that probably 24 hours after I told CBS that I was stepping down at my 65th birthday, I was already regretting it. And I regretted it every day since." | "birthday quotes" |
| Brit marling | "I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don`t have birthday parties, because the idea of a group of people singing and looking at me while I`m blowing out candles gives me hives." | "birthday quotes" |
| Paris hilton | "The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| John oates | "If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it`s really the same." | "birthday quotes" |
| Sammy hagar | "Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new." | "birthday quotes" |
| Brian tracy | "The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance." | "birthday quotes" |
| Chris evans | "For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes." | "birthday quotes" |
| Colin powell | "Just hit my 75th birthday, I`m feeling great!" | "birthday quotes" |
| Paulina porizkova | "My first recognition of age setting in was exactly on my 36th birthday. I have no idea why, on this day of all days, I looked in the mirror and realized my face no longer looked young." | "birthday quotes" |
| Ron ben-israel | "I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears` 27th birthday and for the `Circus` album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings." | "birthday quotes" |
| Joe dimaggio | "You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you`re a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen." | "birthday quotes" |
| Samuel johnson | "The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape." | "birthday quotes" |
| O. j. simpson | "Nicole will come up in conversations where it`s in a part of the conversation. Or we may be somewhere and I would tell some story about their mother and I. You know, we always honor her birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| Lucius annaeus seneca | "A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer." | "birthday quotes" |
| Zane grey | "I hate birthdays." | "birthday quotes" |
| David sedaris | "It`s odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You`ll have a nice time, then two years later you`ll be like, `There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?`" | "birthday quotes" |
| Michael weatherly | "I started running around my 30th birthday. I wanted to lose weight; I didn`t anticipate the serenity. Being in motion, suddenly my body was busy and so my head could work out some issues I had swept under a carpet of wine and cheese. Good therapy, that`s a good run." | "birthday quotes" |
| John glenn | "There is still no cure for the common birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| E. joseph cossman | "The best way to remember your wife`s birthday is to remember it once." | "birthday quotes" |
| Sam levenson | "It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, `Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you`ll find one at the end of your arm.`" | "birthday quotes" |
| Erma bombeck | "A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| Buddy valastro | "Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It`s all about the memories." | "birthday quotes" |
| Flip wilson | "My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish." | "birthday quotes" |
| Kelly clarkson | "I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It`s what I wanted to do, so we went." | "birthday quotes" |
| Plautus | "Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words." | "birthday quotes" |
| Bobby mcferrin | "Well, I started conducting kind of by accident. I wanted to give myself a special birthday present for my fortieth birthday, and I was living in San Francisco at the time and I started attending some of the concerts and then simply dropping hints." | "birthday quotes" |
| Florence welch | "I`ve got some incredible fans actually - so loyal and they make me birthday cards and Christmas cards. I got this package of poems and artwork based around the songs. They`ve got this thing called `Floetry` where they all have to put in artwork. They`ve set up their own competitions and stuff which is kind of amazing." | "birthday quotes" |
| Doug coupland | "Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time." | "birthday quotes" |
| John burroughs | "To me - old age is always ten years older than I am." | "birthday quotes" |
| Jill clayburgh | "I wasn`t very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children`s birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos." | "birthday quotes" |
| Eleanor roosevelt | "I think, at a child`s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity." | "birthday quotes" |
| Robin gibb | "You know, we`d just had a birthday, he was... you know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world... a very gifted man, and it`s a loss to the world, not just for us." | "birthday quotes" |
| Dean karnazes | "I`ve raced on all seven continents at least twice. I`ve probably run thousands of races. But the single race that I`m most proud is a 10K. Yes, a 10K. I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| Robert staughton lynd | "Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one`s own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen." | "birthday quotes" |
| Jean paul | "Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time." | "birthday quotes" |
| Thomas menino | "And for the city`s birthday, we will host events in every neighborhood of the city, inviting all of our residents to share in the celebration of Boston`s great epic - the story of neighbors who support one another where it matters most." | "birthday quotes" |
| Katherine jenkins | "I`m over the moon to be involved in the `Doctor Who` Christmas special. I can`t quite believe it as it`s a part of the family tradition at the Jenkins household. I heard the news that I got the role on my 30th birthday and it was the best birthday present ever." | "birthday quotes" |
| Mika brzezinski | "I was fired at the pinnacle of my career, on my 39th birthday. And in the year that followed, I learned that there are many psychological phases of being `let go.`" | "birthday quotes" |
| Samantha bee | "I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children`s birthdays too." | "birthday quotes" |
| Matthew sweet | "I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson`s birthday party." | "birthday quotes" |
| Mikhail baryshnikov | "I like to go to anybody else`s birthday, and if I`m invited I`m a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don`t care." | "birthday quotes" |
| Pete rose | "I`ve never looked forward to a birthday like I`m looking forward to my new daughter`s birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement." | "birthday quotes" |
| Shawn levy | "Even when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups." | "birthday quotes" |
| Thomas fuller | "A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present." | "birthday quotes" |
| Marie antoinette | "Let them eat cake." | "birthday quotes" |
| Jackson browne | "As far as those kinds of things, I also played at the concert to call for the release of Nelson Mandela when he was a political prisoner in South Africa. We were celebrating his 70th birthday and calling for his release." | "birthday quotes" |
| Victor cruz | "My mom and my father`s birthday are on the same day." | "birthday quotes" |
| Matthew sweet | "The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him." | "birthday quotes" |
| Molly sims | "My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| Steven wright | "For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out." | "birthday quotes" |
| Bruce barton | "If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm." | "birthday quotes" |
| Johnny vegas | "I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind." | "birthday quotes" |
| Eva herzigova | "On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections." | "birthday quotes" |
| Sloane crosley | "I`m a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory." | "birthday quotes" |
| Lucius annaeus seneca | "The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity." | "birthday quotes" |
| Charles lamb | "New Year`s Day is every man`s birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| Susan orlean | "I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I`ll probably be given jewelry instead." | "birthday quotes" |
| Yoko ono | "When I turned 60, it didn`t bother me at all." | "birthday quotes" |
| Julianna margulies | "The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend`s birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people`s birthdays." | "birthday quotes" |
| Mike wallace | "As I approach my 88th birthday, it`s become apparent to me that my eyes and ears, among other appurtenances, aren`t quite what they used to be. The prospect of long flights to wherever in search of whatever are not quite as appealing." | "birthday quotes" |
| Kurt vonnegut | "About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm." | "birthday quotes" |
| Anne lamott | "Some people won`t go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter." | "birthday quotes" |
| Bindi irwin | "I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo." | "birthday quotes" |
| Rod taylor | "I suddenly realized how much I loved her when we attended Alfred Hitchcock`s 75th birthday party last August. There was something magical about that night, and it made me see how much she really meant to me." | "birthday quotes" |
| Graeme murphy | "And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company`s 25th Anniversary." | "birthday quotes" |
| C. s. lewis | "Thirty was so strange for me. I`ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult." | "birthday quotes" |
| Amanda seyfried | "I`m most comfortable in my birthday suit." | "birthday quotes" |
| Lionel blue | "To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn`t wish my teens and 20s on my enemies." | "birthday quotes" |
| Ed koch | "Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world." | "birthday quotes" |
| Audrey hepburn | "Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you`re exactly the same." | "birthday quotes" |
| Connie britton | "For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I`d just inherited my dad`s turntable - gave me a carton of albums like `Blue Kentucky Girl,` by Emmylou Harris, and `Off the Wall,` by Michael Jackson. It`s all stuff we grew up with. I mean, you can`t have a music collection without Prince`s `Purple Rain` - it just can`t be done!" | "birthday quotes" |
| Stephanie cutter | "My brother got a .22 for his 12th birthday; I got a .22. He got a hunting knife; I got a hunting knife." | "birthday quotes" |
| Barry white | "I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn`t see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music." | "birthday quotes" |
| Phylicia rashad | "Any time women come together with a collective intention, it`s a powerful thing. Whether it`s sitting down making a quilt, in a kitchen preparing a meal, in a club reading the same book, or around the table playing cards, or planning a birthday party, when women come together with a collective intention, magic happens." | "birthday quotes" |
| Susan orlean | "My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar." | "birthday quotes" |
| Harold pinter | "My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish." | "birthday quotes" |
| Evan rachel wood | "I`ll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can`t, that`s just too creepy. I don`t think I can go there." | "birthday quotes" |
| David bailey | "I left school on my 15th birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| Catherine bell | "The main prank that we play with props is for people`s birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that`s always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who`s new." | "birthday quotes" |
| Puff daddy | "I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage." | "birthday quotes" |
| John l. phillips | "There weren`t any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| Gloria stuart | "When I was little I thought, isn`t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it`s July 4th." | "birthday quotes" |
| Margaret cho | "Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible." | "birthday quotes" |
| Rene russo | "Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, `Let`s make a wish on a star,` there`s one thing I wish for: wisdom." | "birthday quotes" |
| Ellen glasgow | "It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me." | "birthday quotes" |
| Tom shales | "Why, on my mother`s birthday, am I thinking about `Father Knows Best?` At our house, mother knew best at least as often as father did, but then the title of the old sitcom, a homogenized portrait of American family life, was meant to be slightly sardonic." | "birthday quotes" |
| Mary antin | "On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles." | "birthday quotes" |
| Celine dion | "I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique." | "birthday quotes" |
| Jackson browne | "I told my father I wanted to play the banjo, and so he saved the money and got ready to give me a banjo for my next birthday, and between that time and my birthday, I lost interest in the banjo and was playing guitar." | "birthday quotes" |
| Bobby sherman | "One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| Isla fisher | "I crashed my boyfriend`s birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn`t invite me and so I showed up." | "birthday quotes" |
| Christina hendricks | "We were probably the last people in the country to get a VCR and we didn`t have cable. There wasn`t any admiration of glamour, no, `I want to look like them or have that lifestyle`, because everyone in my town had the same lifestyle. So I didn`t think, `Ooh, a movie star`s birthday!` I just thought, `What?`" | "birthday quotes" |
| Mitch hedberg | "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn`t have one. So I got a cake." | "birthday quotes" |
| Jesse jackson | "Your children need your presence more than your presents." | "birthday quotes" |
| George saunders | "I tend to foster drama via bleakness. If I want the reader to feel sympathy for a character, I cleave the character in half, on his birthday. And then it starts raining. And he`s made of sugar." | "birthday quotes" |
| Emmy rossum | "I can put my legs behind my head and sing `Happy Birthday.` Because that`s something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. Very bendy." | "birthday quotes" |
| Amy weber | "I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday." | "birthday quotes" |
| James rollins | "The turning point was when I hit my 30th birthday. I thought, if really want to write, it`s time to start. I picked up the book How to Write a Novel in 90 Days. The author said to just write three pages a day, and I figured, I can do this. I never got past Page 3 of that book." | "birthday quotes" |
| Art buchwald | "This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn`t let me - Homeland Security." | "birthday quotes" |
We`ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.